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TEMPLARS DONT READ THIS ok this ones for the mages. so u know when ur robes sometimes get stuck in doorways OKAY templars arent reading anymore. i’m a blood mage hmu
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Velanna: So you not only gave up on killing the Grey Warden who murdered your father, you actually joined the order.
Nathaniel: Are you trying to pick a fight, Velanna? Baiting me like this is juvenile.
Velanna: I just wanted to know how you felt.
Nathaniel: How do you feel knowing you murdered all those people because you were too arrogant to check your facts?
Velanna: Warm and fuzzy.
Nathaniel: You’re a terrible person. And your ears are clownish.
Velanna: What? Who’s juvenile now?
Velanna: You’re staring, Anders. Do I have to shoot you down again?
Anders: I was just admiring your lovely ears.
Velanna: You… you think they’re lovely?
Anders: Certainly! They’re not clown-sized at all. I don’t know why everyone says that.
Velanna: I… I never… They’re not clown-sized!
Anders: I know, I was agreeing with you!
Sigrun: Your ears are so pointy, like an animal. Do they make it easier for you to hear?
Velanna: Are you… are you saying my ears are big?
Sigrun: Not excessively so…
Velanna: You… you think they’re clownish, don’t you?
Sigrun: You know, now that you mention it…
Velanna: I knew it! Don’t talk to me.
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